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Hello Horns, today I was wondering why everyone is fascinated by butts. So much so that people are writing songs about them.
So, I wrote this post for the lovers of backdoors (including the ones that prefer anal sex to vaginal sex). Here we are talking about some of the weirdest facts about butts, booties, derrieres, tushies, or whatever you like to call them. Let’s find out the behind-the-scenes secrets (pun intended) of gluteus maximus (your ass🍑).
Spanking Your Kid Might Turn Them Into an Anal-Sex Enthusiast
I’m not kidding. Research says spanking is enjoyable because our butt muscles are sensitive. So, there is a chance that when your child grows into an adult, they will like to be spanked. Not out of self-loathing, but because it is playful. In childhood, we used to believe that spanking is a punishment for our “naughty behavior.” And it is still true in our adulthood but in a naughtier way 😏.
Bigger Butts = Greater Brains
So does that mean men are dumber than us? Yes! No. But It’s true that estrogen causes us to have more omega-3 fat in our buttocks and that could increase our lifespan. And at the same time, omega-3 fat is linked to brain development. Which hypothetically means big-ass women are more intelligent than men. But that’s what the theory says. Einstein was still a man.
You Can Call Your Boyfriend Pygophilia Because it Means Butts-Lover
See? People like booties so much that they even got themselves a name. ‘Pygophilia’ is the admirer of your backside, aka your boyfriend.
There is a Band Named After ‘Anus’
“Wow, really?! I’ve never heard of it!🤔” Relax. It is not really called ‘anus’, but back in 1994, there was a popular Australian rock band named Chocolate Starfish. When Adam Thompson, the lead singer of the band was asked about the band’s name, he said that the meaning of the name is ‘anus‘. And now you can never unread that.
If Your Boyfriend Asks for a ‘Belfie’, You Probably Should Send Him One
BREAKING NEWS: SELFIES ARE A MYTH BECAUSE BELFIES ARE ON THE RISE. Butt selfies are now becoming more popular than your normal selfies. Don’t believe me? Check out this news. It’s also a requirement that you learn how to click a sexy selfie of your butt and not this 👇.
Tossing Salad is a Double-Meaning Term
Anilingus has different names, such as rimming, and “tossing salad”. And there are various ways to do this. Let me save that for another post, but meanwhile, enjoy this line from Nicky Minaj’s song Anaconda which is also about buns.
“He toss my salad like his name Romaine”– Anaconda 🐍
Butts Fact: You Can Have An Orgasm From Anal Sex
There is a reason why your ancestors were doing it. You can have orgasms from anal sex by both giving it to your partner and receiving it from them. If you combine anal penetration with clitorial stimulation, there is a high chance of experiencing it.
You Can Get Easily Drunk if You Drink Through Your Butts
Alcohol enemas can get you drunk more easily and quickly because when you are pouring the booze into your “bootyhole”, it doesn’t have to go through your stomach and liver. On the contrary, if you feel like throwing up—because you have a lot of it—you can’t because the alcohol isn’t really in your tummy and your booty can get you in trouble.
There is a “Booty Morse Code”
Your booty can communicate with your soulmate’s booty in “booty Morse code.” This secret language involves a series of gentle twerks, wiggles, and shakes that express messages only you can understand. It’s like a secret society of twerking telegraphs. So, if you ever see someone shimmying their rear in a suspicious pattern, they might just be sharing some top-secret information.
Yes, You Can Still Get Pregnant from Anal Sex
I know some of you are wondering if having anal sex can get you preggers, and it can be true if you are not careful enough during the ejaculation. For example, if you are having anal sex and the semen goes down into your vagina, you can still get pregnant. And I recommend using condoms to avoid this epic failure.
The Scent of Fart is Good for Your Health
Alright, a gross one; but I thought you might wanna know. There is hydrogen sulfate involved in your fart that is harmful if inhaled in a large amount. But if your soulmate ever gets diabetes, let him smell your fart because it provides therapeutic health benefits.
Final Words
That’s all the interesting things I knew about butts. But if you have some other weird butt facts to share, you can drop them in the comment box below. Until next time—
What do you think?