I previously told you in an article that AI is ruining our sex life by creating unrealistic expectations with AI porn. It is ridiculous to even say that we get turned on by robotic sex (well, real porn is also robotic but who’s counting?). Anyway, the nightmare has already spread in our bedroom. Today I am going to discuss with you all those ‘ahhs’ and ‘oohs’ that you get to hear from your love bot. Aka, I will tell you what a sex robot is and 5 reasons why you should and shouldn’t buy one.
What Is a Sex Robot, And Why Is Everyone Talking About It?
Well, isn’t it obvious? A sex robot is a battery-operated girlfriend/boyfriend but not like your ordinary and buzzing one (I’m talking about a vibrator, by the way). But a sex robot is a robot that looks like a doll and does us sexual favors. Ironically, sex robot companies don’t make sex robots only for sex. Do you believe me? I guess not, I didn’t believe my own ears, how could you? But it is true that sex robot manufacturers create these dolls for reducing loneliness.
The concept of using a sex robot to eliminate loneliness is way older than you think. In fact, the first sex robot was built in the 16th century. Let me take you through its history briefly. One day, a French sailor was feeling lonely after sailing for months and months without his wife. And he found some old clothes and leather lying around. So he decided to combine those elements and sew them together with his hand to create a puppet. He named it “musterbation puppet” and found it quite relaxing and satisfying in contrast to his long and tiresome sailing journeys.
But at the end of the day, he still missed his wife. Because musterbation and sex toys are not the cure. Well, that story was made up by me after researching some information about sex toys. But the fact is real, that the first sex toy was made by French and Spanish sailors, and we can guess why. People believe that that was the predecessor of sex dolls that you can find in the market nowadays.
Matt McMullen created the world’s first sex robot in 2017 and named it “Harmony”. You can train Harmony and make it listen to your needs, wants, and sexual preferences, unlike your boyfriend. And unlike your boyfriend, she will remember all the things you say, ‘cause she’s a girl. But whatever, you got the point.
Harmony was priced at $15,000 in 2018. Matt shared some interesting facts about Harmony in an interview. He shared that you can peel off Harmony’s skin and replace it a with different one. And you can also change her personality using the Harmony AI app. Apparently, Harmony is men’s dream girl because you know…they get bored with one easily. With Harmony, they can change her looks and personality as they like and still keep the sparks alive.
So, if Harmony is so cool, do you think our—the girlfriends’ existence is at risk? I guess not. Because there are some pretty nasty reasons that can convince you why you should restrain yourself from buying a female sex robot. I will tell you about the downsides later, but first, let me show you the things you can gain from AI sex robots apart from the obvious.
5 Reasons Why You Should Buy a Sex Robot
Before, it was friends with benefits that require a lot of effort and runs the risk of catching STIs and feelings. But a sex robot with benefits is a new thing in the market, and for someone who is interested in sex so much, I must admit I considered buying one. Here, let me show you why sex robots are better than human companions:
A Sex Robot Carries No Emotional Baggage
It’s hell out there in the dating world. 1 in 10 men is hung up on his ex. 3 are fuck-bois, 5 are commitment-phobes, and 1 man thinks I’m too hot to handle. No, I’m not complaining, I’m just gonna buy a sex robot instead. I bet men will like this idea because Harmony or her sister won’t ask them “Where is this relationship going?”. 🤷♀️
You Will Get What You Want
Finally, I can have someone who looks like Joseph Morgan, sounds like Bruno Mars, can dance like Justin Timberlake, and is a sex god. He won’t complain about my body hair and will make me cum first. Sounds like a perfect mate! Moreover, your boyfriend will finally agree for having that MMF threesome you were dreaming of for so long if it’s with Henry 🥵.
A Sex Robot is Always Available At Your Service
Real sex robots won’t say, “I’m too tired right now. Let’s do it tomorrow. Goodnight.” There is no mismatched libido—they are always available at your service. And most importantly, they won’t keep you awake at night to sleep with someone else.
You won’t have to buy them gifts every Valentine’s Day, they won’t ask you about “that guy”, they won’t complain about you being fat. Most importantly, you won’t have to think about splitting the bill every time you go out because you know everything is on you now. 🤷♀️
They Won’t Judge You for Being Too Kinky
The realistic sex robots won’t judge you on your wildest fantasies. You can tell him that you want to have sex with the neighbor, and they will let you have it. Hell, they might even ask you to join for a threesome, who knows? 😏
If you are having sex with a robot, you won’t have to be worried about all the noises that can wake your neighbors up, unless it’s you who is making them. And most importantly, they are sex gods, they won’t leave you without giving you an orgasm. So yeah, these are definitely the reasons why you should buy love sex robots. But there are also some reasons why you shouldn’t.
5 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy a Sex Robot
Of course, Henry is the dream man of many women. But how long can you go with a male robot? I mean you only will need them for sexual favors, they won’t help you achieve the most pleasurable thing about being a woman—pregnancy. I know it’s tempting to explore this futuristic technology. But let’s have a look at the problems that you can’t fix by buying a sex robot.
You Will Still Long For Human Connection No Matter What
Admit it, that seductive dress you bought is to impress your crush or make your cousin jealous of your good looks. The fact is, we humans need other humans to survive either for an ego boost or real sex. And no machine can achieve that, not even in a million years. So, what’s the point? You will still feel lonely when you get home after work. Hence, instead of buying Henry or a sex robot, try to form real human connections. 💑
Promotes Unrealistic Expectations
Look, guys already have unrealistic expectations (they want a curvy girl with a flat stomach and skinny arms/legs), why create more drama 🤷♀️. Having a sex robot at home like Harmony or Henry will only tell you “This is what real sex looks like” which isn’t true. Real sex is where your boyfriend comes first, but you don’t complain because he satisfies you in other areas where another guy or a sex robot can’t.
Sex Robots Being Made Reinforces Objectification
When you are buying a sex robot, you are indirectly telling people “I wanted someone to have sex with, but people come with baggage, so I’m choosing robots instead. It’s straight-up human objectification. You cannot make a robot that has a human body, a human-like brain, and no emotion, and let it replace human beings. If you do that, you are supporting the objectification culture that already exists in women’s world.
Sex Robots Are Unethical
You can already find some sex robots for sale available online. But there is a chance that these robots will create real-life sex trafficking in the future. There is a chance that, in the future, the demand for sex robots will make manufacturers create robots that resemble non-consenting people like a celebrity or even worse, you and me. Supporting the sex robot industry can only bring more harm to our society than solving any particular problem.
On a gentler note, you came home from work, you asked Henry to give you a relaxing full-body massage. In the middle of the act, he goes off with a beeping low battery warning. There is a mood-killer right there. At least your husband will give you awkward massages and lick you without knowing what’s he doing, but still, it would be worth it. 😌
You may think that I’m being a hypocrite. That I’m telling you to buy a sex robot one minute and convincing you to not buy it the next. But my duty is to give you the right information while helping you keep in touch with reality. When I was researching the topic, I thought about all the advantages a sex robot can bring—the ones I already told you about, likewise the disadvantages were always there in the back of my mind.
But if I were you, I would rather like the idea of having a robot who would do my household work and share my newsletter (Sign up below 👇) with you every week so I can have more sex with my boyfriend, and work less. Because sex is the best it involves human emotions.